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Get Yoked is a deckbuilding roguelike that centers around bodybuilding, muscle growth, and the challenge of balancing gains with fatigue. Players take control of aspiring bodybuilders, each with their own unique deck and style, aiming to train hard, sculpt their physique, and win competitions. The game combines card-based strategy with humorous narrative elements, offering a mix of physical training mechanics and decisions that reflect both dedication and absurdity. Whether focusing on arms, legs, or becoming a glutes-only powerhouse, each run offers a different path toward becoming an “absolute unit.”
The core gameplay revolves around using workout cards to build specific muscle groups. Each card targets a body part—arms, chest, legs, glutes—and adds to your Gains. However, pushing too far adds Fatigue, which can eventually lead to Injury and limit further progress. To avoid burnout, players must mix in rest, supplements, and cooldowns, balancing short-term progress with long-term survivability. Strategic deck building is crucial, as each card played has consequences that impact performance in the next round or competition.
Get Yoked features multiple playable characters with distinct starting decks and abilities. Winning competitions unlocks cosmetic upgrades like shorts, tattoos, gloves, and hairstyles that let players personalize their bodybuilder. Between runs, the game tracks progress in a full campaign mode, with options for harder difficulties, daily runs, and challenge modes that test specific strategies. The humor and design lean into fitness culture while offering flexible gameplay paths.
The tone of Get Yoked is deliberately exaggerated, poking fun at fitness obsessions while still respecting strategic planning and deck management. From skipping family duties to perfect glute training, the game mixes ridiculous decisions with meaningful consequences. Its art style and card names lean into parody, yet the mechanics are tight enough to support long-term play. Replayability is built into the variety of decks, routes, and random events, encouraging players to experiment and refine their approach.
Get Yoked offers a unique blend of comedy, strategy, and simulation. It turns a gym-focused lifestyle into a roguelike journey filled with decisions that shape your build, and your reputation. Whether you’re chasing a balanced body or committing entirely to leg day, the path to becoming an absolute unit is always different, and often ridiculous.
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